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An Academic Text Drinking Game***
Dec. 12th, 2018 09:56 pm- "in chapter 2, I will..." (take a drink)
- references Kant, Marx, or Freud (take a drink)
- "the Oxford English Dictionary defines [topic] as..." (this is a special level of Not Trying, take two to five drinks depending on how much author milks this)
- professor assigns own book (do not take a drink, you cannot afford alcohol)
- uses same jargon term multiple times in single sentence (take a drink)
- off-topic gender bioessentialism, "transsexuals", deadnaming in citation (finish the bottle)
- notes and citations are final 40% of text length (drink in celebration, you get to be done early)
- subtle allusion to race, cisgenderism, or heterosexuality as the "natural way of things" (take a walk, drinking won't make this hurt less)
- unanticipated moment of wonder and clarity causes you to completely rethink your existence (drink it all in)
***or, How to Get Alcohol Poisoning and Forget Everything You Just Read.
- references Kant, Marx, or Freud (take a drink)
- "the Oxford English Dictionary defines [topic] as..." (this is a special level of Not Trying, take two to five drinks depending on how much author milks this)
- professor assigns own book (do not take a drink, you cannot afford alcohol)
- uses same jargon term multiple times in single sentence (take a drink)
- off-topic gender bioessentialism, "transsexuals", deadnaming in citation (finish the bottle)
- notes and citations are final 40% of text length (drink in celebration, you get to be done early)
- subtle allusion to race, cisgenderism, or heterosexuality as the "natural way of things" (take a walk, drinking won't make this hurt less)
- unanticipated moment of wonder and clarity causes you to completely rethink your existence (drink it all in)
***or, How to Get Alcohol Poisoning and Forget Everything You Just Read.
